So Just Who Is This Guy Anyway

Elliot "Elijah" One is a human being who operates out of the northeastern United States and makes neat things on the internet. He splits his time equally between yelling about politics, yelling about internet culture, yelling about obscure media, and just yelling in general. His favorite city is Chernobyl. His favorite historical figure is John Brown. His favorite cryptid is Mothman. His favorite flavor is "Red". He also really likes twitter and hot dogs. Please give him a job.

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